Please, No More Teen Mom Babies!

Come on, Teen Mom stars. Keep the legs closed already!

We're 91 percent sure this OK! Magazine cover story is BS, but given the girls' penchant for procreation and bad decision-making, you can't exactly rule it out.

The publication implies that Jenelle Evans, who doesn't even have custody of her son right now, is now expecting TRIPLETS. Pray it's not true, America. Pray.

Please, please, no.

It's rather unclear who supposedly impregnated Jenelle three times over, but whether she's getting it on Kieffer Delp or beating the ever-loving crap out of Britany Truett, Evans hasn't exactly shown that she thinks before she acts.

Basically, we doubt it's true, but it wouldn't shock us either. Knowing OK! and its track record, our bet is that it's Jenelle's sister who's expecting or something.

Meanwhile, Leah Messer and Corey Simms are allegedly trying to have a third baby of their own to save their marriage. Because that's always a surefire plan.

Finally, Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley have reunited ... for now. At the moment. Expect 911 calls to surface on THG by the end of next week if that's true.

[Photo: OK! Weekly]

Source: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/04/please-no-more-teen-mom-babies/

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